I found a higher res version

Ha! Dude wanted a Trout souvenir, but only came away with a red herring.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

As if the Michael Jackson statue didn’t already out them as NAMBLA supporters.

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

However, thanks to an incident at a Colorado hotel, Vanessa Bryant has more ice than D’Angelo will ever see.

“If we’re being honest callously inhuman...”

This makes me uncomfortable. No one should be asked to move, but religious beliefs should be respected (please note that I am an atheist). I think this guy should have been the one to move. Also, if this is happening often enough, then I think the airline should ask passengers whether they object to sitting next to…

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

vanilla offense

Looks like a young Mike Holmgren or Andy Reid with a chia pet on their head

As someone whose office bathroom has an odd number of urinals, I can tell you that middle relievers should all be summarily executed.

“If I had $10 for every free throw I missed...Wait, I do.”
-Shaq

Go away.

Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.

It’s great that Linc Hayes made it to the game. But what about Pete Cochran and Julie Barnes?

Cherchez la femme, am I right fellas???

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Whatever this is. I need it