This 100% incorrect.

I disagree.

Suddenly, without warning, the All New, All Different, Reunited Crazy 88s burst onto the red carpet and surround Uma Thurman. The crowd runs, screaming.

Fuck Musk, the sooner that POS fades into history, the better.

He sounds like someone who’ll be complaning about “woke Bungie” on Fox News in a couple of weeks.

Religious quote - check

The nerd press is going to stay mad that Nintendo decided that to not make a Mario movie for middle-aged nerds.

No, actually. The general consensus of movie critics and writers of articles like this is that the Mario movie is obviously terrible. Audiences are loving it, based on the box office numbers.

“If a good movie is successful, people will make bad movies." Is this a joke I'm missing? 

If you play MTG:Arena, you can play with damaged card backs for April fools.

Does Markle have any relatives who aren’t greedy grasping people trying to squeeze money out of her? It sounds like her half-sister is just as awful as their joint father.

I love it. These right wing chuds have been doing the same things for decades and are now clutching their pearls on their fainting couches because someone did it against them. 

Sounds like you went to a crappy law school. I bet they even renamed themselves from “The Law School” to “Law School” without following proper protocol.

“And I know a lot about obvious disappointing behavior for almost 30 years!”

John Robinson, a lawyer for the plaintiffs, made this fetal supremacy
explicit by arguing that “the legislature does not consider the woman an equal member of the human race and Wyoming.”

Petard, it hoisted them.

Gotta admit, though, that Russia probably didn’t arrest her because she had some weed vapes. The whole thing looked like a hostage taking. With that as context, ol’ Kim there could have at least said something sympathetic. At least she was on brand with Baylor, a school whose men’s team was implicated in covering up a…

“Why is the article so mean-spirited? Why does he hate Hugh Jackman so much that he bursts into tears when hearing him sing? Is this guy okay?”      Not just that, but seeing Sanderson’s 15 year old son salt his Yakisoba makes him CRY. So either

I have to say I am enjoying the Prequel Redemption Tour with Best, Christiansen, et al on these shows.