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Looks like grandpa got into the cough medicine again...

Ironic that you bring that up, because it’s pretty much what happened when Sony signed an exclusivity agreement to keep all of EA’s sports games off the Dreamcast. Sega was forced to create their own NFL franchise (NFL 2k) which was arguably the best out there in the early 2000s, but was subsequently cut off at the

what are you even on about, old man? your ice cream has melted. let’s grt you out of the sun and back inside.

You don’t even need the NFL license. You have ten years to make your own super popular football league!”

My girlfriend and I wanted to play this, but we’re on the fence about getting Japanese citizens pregnant. We have a lot on our plate already.

I’ll congratulate you on doing the whole article without, as far as I’ve spotted, a single Smashmouth joke.

My biggest issues was the lack of i-frames. I’m so spoiled by other games that I was dodge rolling INTO attacks.

Actually to add on to this, you know who REALLY need more time for character development than shit head cop? Fucking Haru.

Akechi is a cop that murdered Futabas mother, which in turn made Sad Coffee Dad Sojiro a bachelor for life. There is nothing to like with this kid. I’m glad he died and I hope he is revived to die again. Fight me.

Rest in peace guardian.

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

Tilda Swinton is in Michael Clayton for 18 mins of a 120 mins film and got the Oscar.

I love JLC but Stephanie Hsu is the better ‘supporting actress’ in EEAAO.

Also kinda bummed that Angela Bassett lost out. Sure she “only had one decent scene” but Judy Dench won for ten minutes of screen time in Shakespeare in Love (and being screwed over the year before in Mrs Brown).

The entire case rests upon the claimant not being able to resist the advertising wiles of Shaq. If this man isn’t insured by the General then we know the suit has no merit.

Damn, Kyrsten Sinema is getting desperate for attention.

you can’t take photos ANYWHERE inside the building. 

My therapist has a really good take on Oprah; she’s smart, but not all that deep.”

“Except if I’m in Africa, where it’s the custom for everybody to refer to anyone older as ‘Sister’ or ‘Auntie,’ depending on the age difference. And there, no one refers to anyone older by their first name out of respect.”

The roller-coaster at the end of the universe.