Came for the Sekiro Figma, then HOLY SMOKES that Bloodborne Figma weapon cache behind it!

“[s]he wants a man who can love her through the good, the bad, and the ugly.”

It has a kind-of unofficial title too, which is The Legend of Koizumi.

Meanwhile, the cross traffic is having the time of their lives.

It was remake, not a port. Aside from the graphic upgrades and overall smoothness they greatly overhauled leveling and stats and added a considerable amount of side content as well. The story was clearer and you could recruit more unique characters (like Ozma!). I’d say give it a solid visit - everything I’ve read…

7.8 out of 10.

I would be among them for the FFT party until I played the Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together remake for PSP. It’s hard to say it, but the story is deeper and better, the gameplay is much more challenging and complex, and wanting to play through and experience all it has easily takes twice as long (if not longer)…

You do lose the English-release glitch where you can steal all the Genji armor and the Masamune from Elmdore at Limberry Castle, but otherwise it is a great improvement. Dark Knights are pretty OP, but so is much else in the game.

Also if I remember correctly, Spiritomb is one of very few pokémon that has no weakness, or at least was back when it was introduced. Ghost and Dark perfectly negated each others’ downsides.

Already, bonus question straight from nowhere, from literally no one:

That leaf pun really cuts me.

It’s kinda there, hidden under the layers of “awesome” and “batshit” and the overused tropes that are an unfortunate sacrifice to making a AAA title in this day and age. They roll it out after the bulk of the sales are done.

I think Krieg’s intro was especially compelling, a fun little story that went against the usual narrative about psychos.

What would the term be for this since ‘globalists’ isn’t big enough anymore?

The EVE Online Deep State, playing and preying on the fears of the masses, causing catastrophic war!

“I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped.”

Well, you know, the old gypsy woman tends to be right...

Breaking News: NPC in MMOFPSWSLSARPGTDDOTA-clone becomes sentient; fears of a “Matrix reboot” spread offline. Servers have been launched into orbit via giant slingshot.

FNaF on the Switch? Only if I can play as Pyro.