Creepily lifelike, lifeless eyes follow where ever you move, unearthly bellows from dimensions beyond, tortured souls of prior “companions” smearing bloody warnings...

Thanks for playing.

If you have a hentai collection, she should consider herself lucky to be near you at all.

Props to him for the Amazing Salvio shirt.

Jethro Tull but no Metallica? Metalheads might riot over this.

It was probably a mistake, hiring the dev team behind Goat Simulator.

It screams ‘chronic anxiety’ because it’s what I feel like when it hits hard.

Llllove it. Love it all.

In all honesty I would say a truer dishonorable approach to Magic is constant, (mostly) one-sided land destruction. It’s why they stopped printing direct land destruction in standard under 3 cmc.

I thought option D would work as well.

*ahem*

Anti-icing systems, as they’re called, are pretty cool

So true. I mean, in Diablo III it’s all right click, right click, sometimes left click? Then you potion, and then BOOM! RIGHT CLICK! You get some active skills and some passives and oh man, depth! EXCITEMENT! Its gameplay isn’t at all like a shinier, smoothier rehash of Diablo II (with a better loot system and without…

Rude and violent Supermarket Sweep reboot

Decades of practice finally pays off.

Oh no... she died...!

Cloud Ga Gotoku.

It seems it’s not a movie, but more of a movie loaf. It’s made of chunked and formed movie parts all baked together.

Honestly, the Twitter clip makes it look like you managed to get around her as she spaz-floats wondering where you are.