Wow, Jace really let himself go.

What, like, footloose?

Cool, but what does their blood look like?

Dirk must really suck at Dark Souls.

It’s such a legit excuse.

Is there an option to go back and stop... *ahem* the Fuhrer?

She chose Depraved and never leveled once, or changed her gear.

but if there’s one thing we learned from that movie, it’s that you can never truly keep the Babadook down for good.

“Collectible card game Magic: The Gathering is full of moves that use your opponents’ power against them. So is deck-building card game Dominion.”

That’s more like the dangerous-yet-strangely-affable goons you encounter a few times in the game.

Some people think it’s funny, but it’s really kind of runny.

That was a liquid-smooth execution on the taunt. He’s likely practiced to notice openings for it.

The spoon speaks of calamity.

Clearly it states an old gaming standard:

I’m not surprised. It’s culturally removed from the distinction, plus being vastly more racially homogeneous.

Every time my students called me “Beyoncé-sensei,”

In the meantime, those of us who picked it up last week are free to wall-glitch away.

I don’t think there is anything left in life that cannot be summed up with a Spongebob clip.