You’d think with ‘tokens’ you’d be able to ‘purchase’ something, not just dump them in this slot machine of sadness.

That pineapple isn’t iron enough.

Excellent and knowledgeable.

“Cuphead is the Dark Souls of Bloodborne.”

Ah, so that’s who Wonder Woman’s supplier has been.

... the feculent jogger...

In a day when remakes/reboots/nostalgia run rampant you’d think this would be a very rich, untapped vein of gold.

+20 internets to the individual with the あほーバカ Face/Off.

Yeah, but they have Sexual Harrassment as part of the ‘benefits’ package now.

Good ideas rise like cream.

We’re definitely coming for them. Black people have been planning the revolution for years (hint: it won’t be televised)

He kinda looks like Keegan Michael Key from an Eraserhead remake.

At least Hawthorne’s hawk doesn’t take too much Ritalin anymore.

I use the shit out of Nameless Midnight. MIDA’s good but it’s so damned boring.

I’m still waiting for that Chevy Final Fantasy Tactics to come out.

The stones can’t be removed from the case.

The Opposing Static Crab taps it so hard it never untaps ever.

It’s all perspective, actually. He could be tapping his own permanent. Players do like their creatures having big booties.