Oh, Banana Man and Prime Time. Staples and I hate them - well, Prime is still ok.

That woman’s face is screaming, “I have to look seductive but PLEASE GET ME AWAY FROM THIS CREEP.”

Willem Dafoe is playing Ryuk, which is so perfect in my mind that it actually hurts.

I think her weakness is dichotomy. People think she’s pretty, beautiful even, but she think she’s plain. She’s totes humble, yo! Even her Perfectly Cut Bangs have ‘squirrelly’ parts, which tells me her magic power might be that her hair is literally squirrels.

“Lemonade Cosplay” sounds dirty and unpleasant and is probably appropriate on more than one level.

Real men are sculpted, chiselled, and hardened.

You will get used to it.

Please tell me the FFXIV ‘Dad of Light’ thing is just some standard odd/random FF word salad, and not something akin to a father having a freak accident at the halogen bulb factory and his kids no longer need a night light?

Welp, it was a nice dream.

... or is it?

Really? I’ve seen plenty of rule 34 things in my time yet the worst image Google found was this:

I mean, it’s not like this has ever happened before, and without disastrous hypothetical results! People LOVE mysteries that end up as jokes, amirite?

No way... it can’t be! It was just a story! It’s... it’s...

We also learned something very interesting about Tiger’s anatomy...

Perfect time for a two-fer: change the engraving to “In memory of ‘the boys who were gay’.”

The meta-gripe is getting out of hand.

[...] brash, loud, and has no sense of subtlety. [...] He can be a horndog to women. He seems incapable of thinking ahead, is easily riled up at the slightest provocation [...] he practically yells at the top of his lungs that we’re the Phantom Thieves.

This is the look of a man whom might literally explode if he has just one more bite.

Hail Satan!