So, basically the same thing as any Rollercoaster Tycoon where you set up incomplete tracks and the riders are all flung to their deaths. Gotcha.

Sorry, I disagree

I’m waiting for the mod where Roach becomes the hero and rides Geralt around for transport.

Devil’s advocacy: they did really, really nail the outfit.

But it’s likely more will show up

Perhaps a beautiful merperson emerges from the depths, clasps you in their breast-stroke strengthened arms, and introduces you to the ways of love with someone who has hands, a mouth, and only fins below the waist.

“bitchy witch”

Tell him to grow another. Double the mustache, double the fine!

Had to do a google confirm search. Still feeling that “... for real?” whiplash.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, with nachos in hand

In other news, prospects seem good that the pope will remain catholic, and reports say bears will continue to sh*t in the woods.

Clearly, the victim attempted to assemble a contraption.

Is... is she pistol dabbing?

Russia, in red

*so majestic*