WHY AREN’T YOU A JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOLER YET GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

Quick, someone send this to Demetri Martin back in 1998!

The Lankers?

I had a friend who spent enough time grinding in the 1st reactor that he maxed out his Thunder materia. And I thought he was nuts >.>

Fire in the hole?

FASTEST SPEEDRUN EBAR 46s

Bunk 2 (1990, Microprose) (MS-DOS)

I enjoyed being the 1000th star for this.

SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL

Iron Pineapple is pretty great. He’s even made the For Honor trainwreck fairly amusing (language warning):

Chill out, you.

Oh the feels.

*keeps getting out-ganked*

It’s ok. I think we’re all pretty numb to it by now.

I mean as in there is not much you can do to ‘prepare’ for it.

You don’t want to rush into this DLC unprepared.

Try thrusting, from behind.

Feels. I remember when Shin Megami Tensei Online’s international server was taken offline. The game was a great example of the worst offenses of the F2P model, but dammit it was fun. Like how you could make any demon godly (with MONTHS/YEARS of grinding). Seeing a friend’s Poltergeist punch out Nyarlathotep made it…