There’s just something about seeing Cayde so casually blow everything away with the Ace of Spades that just makes it all worthwhile, y’know?

I know he was on the writing team for SMTIV. I’m completely torn between ‘good for him’ and ‘le saddness’.

MY PARENTS AND HIGH SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS LIED TO ME. MY WORLD IS RUIN.

Are they not going to have Kaneko-sensei do any more major designs? I mean, his work is the visual bedrock for SMT, and I don’t hate the new stuff. I just really miss his crisp, weird, signature designs.

ELECTRIC BUGALOO

The correct answer is: succinct.

Or maybe ‘New Coke’

Soul siphoning really does a number on the ol’ complexion.

Well duh. As Kenshiro the other guy was already dead and just didn’t know it yet.

They could secretly be working on an MLB/Silent Hill crossover nobody’d see coming.

You should be psyched about that guy. His story and everything it entails is amazing.

Oooh Rescue Rangers 2. That’ll make it a little more desirable.

Or a bush that grows turdberries.

Up until the batch of Miyamoto clones mature. Then they can internally expand and be set for another several decades

I already hit that when “classic rock” stations started playing Nirvana.

Here I was thinking it was to always keep an eye out for Central Park’s stately Gaping Hole of Doom of which might be bottomless (but that’s really hard to measure).

You say ‘unlucky’, I say they Dark Souls’d it up a notch.