Hey now, that Yajirobe is pretty spot-on.

“Define ‘dignity’, sir...”

“You too can some day create genetic abominations, such as I!”

Immediate thought:

-Wait, Yamcha isn’t dead?

If this were Steven Colbert fighting werewolves, I would feel it much more compelling.

Digital Head & Shoulders™: When your virtual avatar doesn’t want flakes as their shoulder gear.

It should also increase the difficulty to max by default, then disable the option to readjust it.

I’m pretty certain due to Persona’s cultural impact already spanning multiple mediums that this focus cannot be completely unexpected.

Warning: Side effects of excessive questing may include heart asplodesion and alphabetizing of toothpicks.

Meanwhile, in Dark Souls...

“Gotta be quick about this, I only have *checks* 4 hours, 57 minutes, and 36 seconds of torch left!”

My first copy of Pokémon (Blue) was on a 3.25 in floppy. It and the GB emulator fit on the disk so narrowly that when I went to save for the first time I couldn’t because the 7kb Read Me file that came with the emu made it just too big to make the save file. In fact, after deleting it I discovered the folder it came…

Which first explanation? The Quintessons?

He could have just found an excuse to get into a mental health facility, as a patient. He would’ve had it done in 3 weeks.

Still could use more Demi Fiend.

Yeah, it’s real life, because it isn’t VI.

DAMMIT ALWAYS A KNOCK