Step 1: Get swol.

The new Nintendogs is surprisingly edgy.

Oh, Capcom. Spite is not becoming of you.

WANT.

Well, not with THAT attitude, mister.

Oh juvenile memories, seeing so many times my friend’s Ness would wistfully pine for shit mid-battle.

HA. You believed me! Easier to kill from the back...

Obviously, magical unicorn sex = magical unicorn clothing. THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE PURE COVER YOUR SHAME.

That feel tho, regardless:

They spend the rest of the season fighting, why not change things up with a spontaneous make-out session?

Guild Wars 2 isn’t hurting. According to the game sales in the earnings report, it was their 3rd best earning game 1st quarter 2015, behind Blade & Soul and Lineage. Doubtful it’ll get a plug-pulling any time soon.

FULL CIRCLE

Oh Patches. You never change. Well, maybe into a spider. But still!

If there is a glitch in this, it seems that it would be him not reassembling before getting up (or like in the legless one him sitting up but staying there and not standing up all Phantom Limb like).

He did rock him a tunic.

It’d be a lot funnier if it was Japanese sign language for bird(s).