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MMO that's like Game of Thrones meets EVE Online

I AM... MAT BAN.

Oooh, I hope Mara is unlockable. She already has the kart!

"It just kept coming and coming and coming..."

Flash forward to Dragon Keep's development. We not only had the time and budget we needed to wrap up the story completely, but we knew full well that anyone who grabbed the DLC would (thanks to its comparatively less insane running time) be more likely get through the entire experience and get the whole story.

Legs! They have legs too. With stockings.

I think a lot of it comes down to the fact that men are romantically-inspired very easily, and have no capability of multitasking in such a state.

This could go south, somewhat literally.

"That dog won't hunt."

Sanji off of a young Steve Buscemi? ... I can kinda see that actually.

It would make it more Game of Thrones-y, though I'm in a disposition where I'd rather see Mr. Bean start surviving more movies to break a cliché.

Wasn't this lady on a popular TV show a while back?

... I never really liked Seinfeld, but I have to admit this one is 1000% better than the winner. It fits so obscenely well, and has noticeably more effort and creativity put into it.

CryoGX — though I don't think these actors exist.

What about a glowing, hovering red orb of pure malice that rains death and destruction upon your enemies? I got this used '97 Honda CR-V that came with one a while back and I have to say it's really been a convenient feature.

Yeah well, Mr. Miller said he never drank milk. Know what happened to him?