Japanese schoolgirls never stood a chance.

This does not surprise me.

"OBJECTION!"

I didn't know Steve Doocy has a pseudonym and also works for ESPN.

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He needed his thumbs.

"You've got tail!"

Guy is either:

And don't forget this. Some completely revel in it.

This made my day.

Did they even consider balance at all? I mean, hell, the crowd of people you need gathered to take on a bus. No way you can solo that thing, its damage is far too outrageous. And it never drops a legendary! I keep getting the same blues like 'Bus Driver Shirt' or 'Old Lady Handbag''.

When you have meatballs for brains, you don't need to anything.

Arrr.

My first guess to questions of any nature is the Beatles.

Just Mara mowing his/her lawn after retiring his/her blade chariot thing to the suburbs. Seems pretty normal to me.

Not mine - just ran into this. I haven't giggled that hard in I don't know how long.

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