I know mahmorpaguhs are super-expensive to make and maintain due to just sheer scale and play mechanics tinkering and balancing to ensure it's fun and big enough to keep people hooked, plus debugging and maintenance and plain ol' fashioned hosting. It's not hard to imagine how Destiny wracked up its price tag even…

Resident Evil 4 had the clear, linear objectives of an action title along with the unscripted, spontaneous combat that survival horror thrives on. Only The Last of Us managed a similar, perfect balance of action and atmosphere.

This would make for some crazy cross-over DLC.

"F**k you, f**k you, f**k you, you're cool, f**k you, I'm outta here."

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION

So, it's kinda like the Japanese pseudo-equivalent of Vice City.

Our friends at The How To Geek have a great explainer on why Smart TVs aren't really worth the hype. They're a little harsher on them than I would be, but they raise excellent points—most interfaces on the most popular brands of smart TVs are severely lacking, especially compared to the myriad of super-affordable…

TAKE HIM TO PLUTONIMO BAY

Because sure it's got like 150+ NES games on it, but come on. Ultimately, it just feels really, really sad to see someone with one.

I liked the potential the game had at one point - with that Ring of Royal Grandeur I could not only potentially Monk-out with The Full Set (for monks), but I could sub the slow staff for the two-fist set as well! Holy Double Ultimate Set Bonuses, Batman!

Oh Chris Farley, you will always live on in my heart.

Actually, I think the entire thing looks Kingdom Hearts-ish, from character designs to how the things work (weapons materialize in hand, then vanish), as well as platforming aspects. And score to a degree. Though all in a crisper, realistic, and (likely at some level) much more mature.

Hopefully Daryl remembered his crossbow.

"I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS."