Before I get any well-versed Tolkien enthusiasts to try and poke holes in this, allow me to answer your points before hand:

... yeah. I believe it's traditionally a good thing to have a plot device that causes the boring, day-to-day advancement to go askew.

Isn't funky enough.

Ah. So a stretch, or a dialect thing? It makes sense, but without context it's a bit too broad.

Like... a semi-pro, or Optimus Prime that can do 720 midair backflips?

"Nike is signing him for $15 million."

/nerdery on

Now available for purchase and play in the free-to-play online action role-playing game, Marvel Heroes' Rogue gets the flight and super strength she originally stole from Ms. Marvel, plus 90 additional to steal from heroes and villains in the game, 12 of which she can have active at any given time.

Not an actual glitch; just the result of years and years of taking a high-sticking to the cerebellum.

Guild Wars 2 is Mac compatible and still sans monthly fees. New explorable content when added is for free, and new Living Story installments are also added and permanently unlocked for your account free of charge if you log in within their release period (from launch +2-4 weeks). Otherwise each chapter is available…

He can really move. But does he have attitude?

It's either a techno tree, an entity our minds cannot fathom to look upon, or a monster composed of discarded Mountain Dew logos.

You've a Tetris too!

... and they always will be, Mr. NPC person from 2000.

Then afterwards, DLC.

I had a feeling that a glitch this popular wouldn't just get 'patched and forgotten'. I saw blurbs about it on all kinds of news sites; it'd be foolish not to take the gag for a brisk stroll.

Yes, the device itself, retroactively, Nokian. All but what connects the power from the batteries to the system. Back in the day (apprx. post-Game Boy Color launch) it was a pain trying to find one you could use just with batteries anymore. Had to go to so many pawn shops so I could trade Pokémon with my friend…