"Why yes, Thunderstruck IS my favorite AC/DC song. How did you guess?"

GiantBoyDetective — for fulfilling his obligation.

GOD DAMN YOU, BERNESE!

"All photography has gone digital, you're so screwed."

It just sounds like he's trying to program his profile to execute a core function of human interface compatibility with intent of it finding him a date, not knowing that trying to preempt any/every (logically) potential illogical situation in text comes off about as well as standing ramrod-straight and quickly…

nvm delete me, misread.

It's also a part of the trope that this series seemed to have set - if you aren't The Hero, you can *maybe* deal with the canon fodder minions, but you're nowhere near in league to fight The Bad Guy. Everyone gets to stand around and grunt until Goku/Ichigo/ect. gets their lazy ass up and around to fighting, or…

And Piccolo, in his usual 'face-down, beaten-within-an-inch-of-his-life' position.

Such a perfect goblin card xD

First mono-black creature with Hexproof, aside from Horror of the Dim (which needs one blue to activate the Hexproof).

"Oh good, I was hoping the new headgear wouldn't be noticeable. I'd just DIE of embarrassment."

Wow, even Kirsten Dunst is doing internet cameos!

"This thimble showed up, now my balls are gone!"

My understanding of League of Legends' tournament streams, from speaking to LoL fans, is that the stream is broadcast from a few minutes' delay in order to prevent spectators from giving the competitors info on their opponents' whereabouts. This would probably benefit this game as well.

Tasty cat!

Vegeta: It's... 1006.

Even in the future, deep in space, Google Glass is still obvious and still running as far away from 'fashionable' as it can.

You forgot a genre: