Perfect for those terrible off-off-broadway plays!

Bieber's also seen on camera spitting on his fans. Don't forget the term 'celebrity' is rooted in 'celebrate' - and the rabid, mouth-frothing masses don't want their Bieber party to end just because something "bad" happened to somebody that isn't them.

RIP Raul Julia. You were far too good for that movie. Also, far too sick.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel... meh.

Oh, this one was clever.

Lady Gaga: Space Warrior

Heh heh heh... I know what I have become...

"Best MILF Release"

"I'm so cool with this kidnapping and damage to public and private property, the injuries I sustain while being jerked out of a moving vehicle by helicopter or dragged down a flight of stairs by a motorcycle, coupled with the extensive fear and trauma caused to my loved ones and professional acquaintances, and not to…

It also helps when you can Griptide someone's King back on top of the dealer's library, ruining their straight flush.

I think by 'and often' alludes to that you work in 20 minute spurts, take 5, then start again. I had an art professor have us do similar.

"...a stunning possibility of driving under the influence of something."

All future on-the-box quotes of anything should be written by 8 year olds. By law. Life would be a lot more uplifting, plus a lot more work for 8 year olds! They don't work enough anymore.

His bends a little more to the side tho.

I've had nightmares that looked/felt like this.

At least we'll always have the SNES version, my friends. They can never take that one away from us.

The most amazing thing I take away from this article is that Geocities still exists.

It would have been funnier if she'd opened the door and a young Meatloaf was rolling around with girls in the classroom.

Speaking of odd coincidences, did you notice that her best friends are basically Chie and Yukiko from Persona 4 but with big chests?