It is here that game developers learn first-hand what their gamers experience, a sensation known as 'the grind'.

I had to resist all temptations to make it Ben "Captain Syphilis" Franklin.

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."

"Uh... gilded poison oak is still poison oak on your naughty bits, ma'am."

The Guild Wars 2 "not standard edition" in-game rewards have been disappoint. I had the Collector's Edition for all three original GW campaigns and got the CE for GW2 at launch. Where's my glowy hands, dammit!

There was a guy with a 5-7 year old boy sitting next to me when I saw Team America years ago. He tried shielding the kid's eyes during the puppet sex scene.

I remember watching this and being all, "... what the hell did I just watch?"

What if you don't drink enough?

Penis.

Don't forget there's still time to pre-order Final Fantasy Vs. XIII at your local Gamestop!

I remember in the later days of Guild Wars (1) I was going through its wiki for gear with specific stats and certain skins. Then I run across things with skins wholly unique and stats you couldn't find on *anything* in the game...

That moment when you suddenly realize Sonic might be the only white-begloved 'cartoon' character who actually has 5 fingers.

I figured out a while ago, before Steam was a thing, that I needed to do research on a game before getting it. Not only was my pile'o'shame uncomfortably sizable, too many of the games in it were uncomfortably unplayable.

Ah, that's what MLP:FiM is missing. More disembowelings.

After Cobra went down and GI Joe disbanded, Destro decided to up as a Marine to pass the time.

Oh, no wait...

I couldn't not see it like this.

Paint me like one of your fish girls...

Totally not from Death Note.

... so, would playing Krieg the Psycho have counted? I wasn't "shooting" anybody D: