Y'know, I'd be pleased as punch to see a new Legacy of Kain game.

The wooden box kinda gave me flashbacks of the organ box from the Mummy.

Happy Gilmore started a dangerous precedent.

My folks both know next to nil about video games altogether, but somehow throughout their lives (or my father's life at least) 'God Mode' became a term in his lexicon and he can use it appropriately.

Meh.

Grumpy Cat's estranged cousin, Wake-Me-And-You-Effing-Die Cat.

Someone found Tommy Chong's cat!

I think she's more concerned about the ping-pong balls.

BEHOLD, MY AMAZING CROTCH.

So... Handsome Jack runs Amazon now?

For a full 5 minutes, my lysdexic brain was reading this all as, "Oxycontin makes men monogamous."

TOO SOON

D'aw, Death likes RC Cars.

F'n babies. Bout time someone puts them in their place.

No need for it to chase birds, it's already flipping you one.

Torgue's was worth it for Torgue himself, but yeah it had some shaky parts. Big Game Hunt has some really neat gear in it (Rough Rider, Twister) and I liked the jungle setting, but you aren't wrong on the level design.

Agreed. Every time I feel I've 'ran the course to death' I unearth another thing that keeps me at it. My teeth sink so well into all the flavors in it.

Sawbuck would do the trick, if you can find one.