The Clash are awesome, bit as far as festival lineups go, 1982 kicks 1983s ass. Gang of Four? The Ramones? The Talking Heads! I'd never heard if this festival. Somebody needs to get Woz back in the festival game.

I would hate fuck Lance.

You jest, but I was just reading a blog post by an 'alterna-mom' arguing that very fact. It is her RIGHT not to vaccinate her children and if one of her children infects yours with measles, why is YOUR child's health more important than hers?!

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

He said heart attacks — not nitrates, aspirin, or beta blockers — are a part of the natural world. "Unfortunately, they mean that some people get sick and some people die," he said. "But the reality is that we can't just fill people with chemicals."

"...we can't inject our children with chemicals."

I was thinking more like rancid imposter that will result in you being feverish and shitting your pants.

How do I start the process of having this guy's license to practice medicine revoked? He literally said he would like each and every person to experience measles mumps and rubella.

It's so hard to rank anything pertaining to Bill Maher in terms of obnoxiousness. I mean, the anti-vaccine BS, the conspiracy-mongering, etc. I can also remember how he basically took women who breastfeed in public to task because it forces him to recall that breasts have the primary purpose of feeding babies and are…

His audience is pretty sensitive and whiny, though.

If I've said it once, I'll say it again.... Seattle fans are the most insufferable bastards in the sports world. You just can't stop patting yourselves on the back.

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

So is this revelation supposed to make me feel ashamed for calling you out?

where to you draw the line between accommodating someone's faith and interfering with a flight crew

JIMMY HASLAM: Look, Rex, if you don't start this game for us, I'll be absolutely wrecked.

"I'm a comedian. Sometimes I'm funny!"

" You ever do some weird shit when you were a kid? "

As much as I love Reese's peanut butter cups, the Butterfinger peanut butter cups are insanely good.

Stages of Marshawn Lynch

Fuck Andy Dick.