Chasaboo you are an internet commenter and have many statements that are true.

Yeah, buddy. Awful animals. The noise they make is grating, they gather in huge numbers in live oaks at sunset and shit everywhere (especially on black cars, for some reason). UT Austin employs an army of grackle-chasers with the noise and the booms and the whatnot. Just poison them.

I dig the humanitarian angle, but grackles are the goddamned worst. Just a noisy, smelly, shitting pest with no redeeming value whatsoever.

It's also referred to as "Santa Babylon." That's a goddamned image right there.

I think franchise/chain and counter order (as opposed to table service) service when I think "fast food." Any place with a drive-thru is definitely fast-food.

Ya lost me at "mayo." Mayo on a burger is gross.

Dodger Stadium has for a long time had a "no more than two-at-a-time per individual, none after the 7th inning" beer policy, and the damned things start at $11 and go up from there. Also, no tailgating is allowed. How people get that ripped has always amazed me.

Leaf was also a very, very good college player with off-the-field issues and an unwillingness to listen to guys with experience about toning his act down a little. I don't think he has Leaf's particular set of demons, I just think he's a dick. Time will tell. Also, I have two degrees from Texas and live in Austin,…

He's our Ryan Leaf, vatos. We gotta get him at his Leafiest.

I just need a QP with C. Quit layin' this jazz on me.

The internet?

Manson is like 5'4". He'd play for Vanderbilt.

What is it with birthday parties, anyway? The hats don't fit, the balloons deflate, and all the treats are just loaded with high fructose corn syrup.

Ick.

Gracias. Learning the soccer vocabulary, one comment at a time.

And the gag is that her title was taken from the "Have Gun, Will Travel" theme song. She sucks.

Say, well, maybe, I'll consider it. To Racism.

What the hell is an ultra?

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Dude, it was terrible! You said it had nothing to do with Puig. Good players capitalize on their opponents' miscues. The baserunning can be bad and Puig can have good game-sense and get the doof out. It sure as shit had something to do with Puig.