I agree. Blake Griffin and Chris Paul to the Lakers.

If I'm Blake Griffin or Chris Paul, I stay home today.

Rockin' to the beat of the Fabulous Forum, my Lakers I adore 'em!

Katie Holmes already did.

It's where Hunter S. Thompson went to high school, before being thrown out.

I need some horsey sauce.

I doubt this very seriously. We took Keef Richards in when Canada tossed him. She has no arrests or convictions - just some allegations in court papers.

Drugs and boobs are cool, QED. Don't need no Miley to confirm or convince that.

I put pepper balls on my eggs every morning. Incapacitating!

I really can't emphasize this enough. Never call the police. When confronted by police, make the encounter as brief and polite and BRIEF as possible. Understand that they are not your protector. They are bullies, cowards and killers. You'll feel better when they're not around.

Hear, hear.

Contact with police officers is to be avoided at all costs. They are violent, fearful bullies who view US, society, as the enemy. Never call the police, in any situation - it will only deteriorate into gunplay (or only a beating and an arrest, if you're lucky). I've never had a positive interaction with a police…

I guess Colt McCoy goes next, to Edmonton, for a mouthful of poutine.

I fully supported the change from the Philadelphia Fatties to the Eagles, and I'm pushing 350. To change racist name yo something not racist is not the same as banning a word. Say "redskin" all you want. Go to Mohegan Sun, throw it around and see how quickly you get a free drink at the table.

Not sure if it's in the book, but long about this time there was a televised locker room interview on KNBC around Christmas. The Lakers had won, so everybody was in a good mood. I can't remember if this was before or after Worthy's arrest for ordering up two call girls in Houston, but I tell myself after. Anyway, the…

He's hitting an L.A. Deli post-haste

He's gonna hit some L.A. Delis.