@Hiccup: Make it fixed gear? The thing is already a fixie, look at the pics. Only one gear.

The line about the battery of the month club sending you a battery for an Abrams tank had me cracking up.

@jcnaquin: Maybe your pants aren't fitted properly? First of all, the waist on your underwear should be below or at the same level as your pants. So they shouldn't be showing.

@Jimmy Obomsawin: Well there's a design fail if I ever saw one. That building facade looks fugly. Most of the rejected plans looked better than that!

Apple has been trying to open up a store in Georgetown but the ANC keeps negging their designs for being too modernist. They've been having a lot of trouble reconciling their love of glass and chrome with Georgetowners' love of brick and wood.

I retain the "Sent from my iPhone" on work-related missives because people know they shouldn't expect me to answer e-mails when I'm not at the office.

@Darth Meow 504: Man. Who'd have thought being punched in the face, dragged through the desert, and cut open on an operating table with your death now being inevitable might leave you a touch bitter and mean-spirited?

@Rick Cowman: You think maybe the calls are dropping because you live in a place with bad signal to begin with rather than any issues with the antenna? Because according to Anandtech the iPhone4 actually gets better reception and holds calls in low-service areas better than previous phones and better than other phones…

@djlaser: Or maybe the fact that it's not as big of a problem as you all seem to imagine it to be?

@Emperor_was_a_jerk: I think even fewer people realize that in actual use it's not that big of a deal. I just tested it with 3 different friends' phones and we can't replicate the problem.

@luxamnesiac: That's just how Jim Lee draws anatomy. If you have Adam Hughes drawing her she'll be thicker.

@Kerc 2.0 beta: It looks like painted plastic, foam, and cardboard glued onto the frame.

The is the best review I've ever read.

@xair: As far as I've heard it's not even really the units themselves. It's a problem that seems to arise based on some combination of the quality of 3G coverage in the area, the user's grip, and the user's skin.

@PhDelish hearts KG: I'm holding out for Harrappan.

@xair: This is in violation of my "no complaints about getting ripped off unless you actually own an iPhone 4" rule.

@descendency: You can't possibly be this stupid.

@Flowah: I'd like to institute a new rule. People aren't allowed to complain about the iPhone 4's alleged antenna problem unless they actually own an iPhone 4.

Don't forget YOU STILL NEED to probe and troubleshoot. If a customer calls about their reception while the phone is sitting on a table (not being held) it is not the metal band.

@descendency: The spectrum itself doesn't need infrastructure. All you're doing is buying the rights to broadcast over a particular frequency.