I once met a woman who named her children Granite and Cougar. I made non-committal noises as she told me ALL about why she had done so, as I mentally added up the cost of all the therapy they were going to need. I thought those were the worst. names. ever. But I have been proven wrong!

Possibly the creepiest tutorial I have ever seen. Congratulations! A masterpiece of the macabre.

I mean it in the nicest way!

I’m partial to “Fishbreath.”

HA. But seriously, who names a sea lion “Andre?”

A seal pup spent the day on a boat slip in Queens, and I will never forgive myself for not thieving it and forcing it to live in my bathtub.

This is an impossible wheel. It cannot be. It will not go. It is made of no.

I hate everything about flip-flops. I hate the way they feel, I hate the way they sound, and I hate the way they look. I hate getting blisters between my toes, and I hate having to hold onto my shoes with my feet. They are the Footwear of Last Resort. In terms of high-fashion, however, they are no more ludicrous,…

I am so sorry you are going through this. It is a terrible, senseless, awful thing. My heart goes out to you and your family, and I hope you find comfort in one another over the next days, weeks, and months. It is a terrible kinship we share now; and although we do not know each other, please accept my sincerest…

Thank you .... very much appreciated.

Thank you. I hurt for Michael Sapp’s family right now. It’s a terrible, terrible thing.

Speaking as someone whose husband was beaten to death over a decade ago: fuck you, Ed Zipco.

Have you used it? Do you like it?

Have you used it? Do you like it?

Considering I just sleep on my curls until I look like I’ve been locked in an attic for thirty years, I figured anything will probably be an improvement!

Considering I just sleep on my curls until I look like I’ve been locked in an attic for thirty years, I figured…

Thanks!! I have absolutely no patience for hair-related upkeep, so the less I have to do, the better I like it!

Thanks!! I have absolutely no patience for hair-related upkeep, so the less I have to do, the better I like it!

I learn something new every day! Thanks.

I learn something new every day! Thanks.

Thanks! What’s SOTC?

Thanks! What’s SOTC?

Thanks for the recommendation! I am now actively excited to try this.

Thanks for the recommendation! I am now actively excited to try this.

Good recommendation ... thank you!

Good recommendation ... thank you!

Hey, thanks!! Do you have a personal preference for one of these over another? I think I might pass on the Axe version, just because their ads creep me out so much.

Hey, thanks!! Do you have a personal preference for one of these over another? I think I might pass on the Axe…