Every single one of the 29 logos they've been using to lead up to this announcement is better than this. This is ... not good. Their old logo was ugly, but this is just sad.

If you need to hide a cranial growth, this is the wig for you. Buy now!

This is the wig version of Cthulhu. It is the Elder God of hairpieces.

I WOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THAT.

If there are tomatoes in your chili, you need some alcohol to access all of their flavors. I prefer vodka.

Willie Geist, I do not know who you are, but I am green with envy that you got to hang out with Dolly Parton.

They kinda do ...

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Yeah, like these tights:

Kid President is MY president! He is the most adorable president of all time, ever.

I am always creeped out by fake meats. I was a vegetarian for years, and ate my share of them, but no more. They're so highly processed! And they upset my stomach something fierce. I could never be a vegan.

I'm just peeved at GM for mining other spaces for free content. It's a long-standing issue for me. I absolutely agree that there needs to be a broader range of feminist voices here, especially in regards to WOC ... and then I'm mad all over again that GM doesn't see enough value in that to give someone an actual job.

I would rather see links on Jez' front page to the blogs and tumblrs of black and latino feminist writers than links to non-feminist Gawker sites.

I loved Cricket when I was a kid.

My opinion of Slash just went up immensely.

The typographer in me is having dry heaves over using a Uncial typeface for this. AARG.

A beautiful dream!

I believe Disney actually hired him to make these.

The noises! They are the cutest! GIMME PORCUPINE.