Me too. I have cute feet! And I don't have pedicures or nuthin'. (I hate pedicures, actually.)

If anyone touches me I'm going to deck 'em.

Brastop is great; it's a discount shop. It's British, so everything is in pounds and not dollars, but they're a great deal even with shipping. I've been really happy with them!

Wha? She put your HAIR IN HER MOUTH? Where was she a tourist from, Mars?

Really? I have quite the rack too, and that's NEVER happened to me. US vs UK, maybe?

I'm a 30G and I've had really good luck at brastop.com. Just an FYI. :-)

Good friends and sisters seems acceptable ... for hair, too!

Ah. Yes, that makes more sense.

It's so WEIRD. You'd never say "hey, your boobs look terrific! What kind of bra are you wearing? Are they real? Can I touch them?"

GOOD GRIEF. I am completely aghast at these stories. I mean, people say mocking things about my hair all the time, but it's dyed a see-it-from-space pink, so I knew that would happen. I can roll with that, no problem! But to question whether someone's hair is "real," or your own? To your face? That's a whole new level…

Rude. Rude. RUDE. Seriously!

That's just crazy rude. As far as I'm concerned, the only appropriate thing to say about anyone's hair is "Wow! Your hair looks great!"

People ask if your hair is yours?!? Whose else would it be?

It's adorable! Rock that fedora, you fierce hat-wearin' lady, you!

I wear GIANT hats. Hats with 3' diameters. The bigger the better! Get a large women's hat; see how that works for you!

It isn't! I promise. You just need the right hat.

HATS HATS HATS.

Ms. Lauper, I love you forever, but I'm stealing your jacket.

It's like little velvet condoms.

He's so cuuuuuuute!!!