It’ll probably drive like a soggy noodle.

My apologies. I suggest we kill it with fire.

The fact that the engine and suspension aren’t even worth a footnote tells me everything I need to know about this car. It’s an appliance. It’ll sell to people who buy appliances. Wake me if they decide to do an SE-R/SE-R Spec V.

a few hours earlier...

What is the current % of SUVs and crossovers, anyway?

I am a “millennial” and bought a Subaru Forester XT a few years ago.

Crack pipe.

UPS sux.

Having worked for UPS and from what I know, even if the package had shed its label, there’s a whole huge department just for that purpose. They are supposed to look up the item anyway they can, make a new label and send it on its way. Something more is going on and its UPS’ fault.

COTD.

Winner.

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

...will be the name of my forthcoming autobiography

Just reminding them what freedom looks like...

Let me know when the Renntransporter goes on sale. And the W196 Streamliner.

Police have distributed a photo of the suspect.