That guy is awesome.

The official car of rural Pennsylvania.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

Lincoln by a wide fucking margin.

I was going to go with Toyota and then i thought Lexus. Toyota has some dog’s asshole ugly cars, but at least they have some good looking ones like the Auris (scion iM?), GT86, and Forerunner to make up for it. Lexus is just ugly back to back to back to back.

Toyota without a doubt. There is no question in my mind. I can’t understand how someone could say anything other than this.

GM. Always GM.

Medics: Are you okay?!

Look at all those cars that will never be parked sideways across two parking spaces anymore.

For gods sake, Not the WAGONS!!!

*mic drop*

Yeah, um no.

By 2045, Jalopnik will be entirely run on a mainframe made from Jason Torchinsky’s partially-damaged brain floating in a jar full of Diet Cheerwine and a thick, glowing gel.

Yeah what the fuck was that about, right?

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy.”

If more could do math, they would figure out that the overall cost of owning a hybrid or diesel is higher in many cases.

Im looking to purchase one of those banned Diesel’s right now! yes please everyone put them up for sale. Especially those Audi A3 TDI models..... mhhmmmm

Not much to add besides being glad that everyone is alright. Also, this classic:

So in 2050 we’ll finally get that diesel Hilux. Thank you Toyota!

Not sure if 4 mpg is a “plummet.”