I raise you my FIL’s Dynasty Green ‘65 GT.

I’m pretty sure this is what happened to teal cars...

...the Challenger attempted to pass (on the right) a car traveling at reasonable speed, according to ABC 7. The car simultaneously moved to the right to get out of the Challenger’s way, but all this non-straight-line driving flustered the Challenger’s driver...

Driver of silver Accord won't be blocking the right turn lane again.

His vehicle is so bland it escaped the notice of death.

Ah, The Onion is always worth a chuckle.

Follow your heart, buddy.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

This is old data but:

Damn evil cars

Awww shit! Maiden is on tour again! I don’t care how old they are they are one of the best rock bands ever. Bruce is a cool cat, pilot and tank collector. I love this band. Up the Irons!

I’d fly metal class

Most metal tour bus ever.

We have finally achieved Maximum Metal.

Thanks for being “that guy"

In the 2016 Conan becomes Supreme Overlord of South Korea.

Dude is 69 years old and doing 300+ mph, I feel like a loser

One way to carry out the random tests would be to select models from car rental companies

A 90 minute chase with speeds up to 100mph, and the dude is still that coherent? He's lucky he's not black.