1. SECURE YOUR SHIT. An innocent person died horribly because some one didn’t secure their shit. Mattresses are huge and unwieldy as it is, so extra caution should’ve been taken to begin with

Picture this: You’re buying a new car from a Chrysler dealer

Don’t you know that diesel is the new poison fuel?

I think I’ll just go home and consume the rest of my chocolate chip ice cream and be a fat heathen slob that needs a hellcat just to cart my shapeless mass around. Hellcats and ice cream for everyone!

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

I did Nazi that coming.

im just here for all the blind side jokes......

oh that was “old gm”

Well, it’s been pretty well known that GM idiocy isn’t really a new development.

Typical GM ignorance and arrogance that let to its bankrupcy and the malaise of the 70’s and 80’s. Honestly, I don’t know how GM didn’t go bankrupt so much sooner with unequivocla crap they were making back then.

A Kia dealer once tried to charge me $500 for pin stripes. Went all the way up to their top manager, who told me he couldn’t sell me one without pin stripes and nitrogen ($120) because he’d be losing money. I was already pissed at Kia for having A/C as a $2000 option in Florida on a $11k car. Told him I’d rather get a…

Those pinstripes just make me rage. ughhhhh

Aren’t we all?

Just because it's emissions don't meet standards doesn't mean you've bought a dud. I'm sure your review would be welcome

Dieselghazi?

I imagine the people having some of the worst days are commissioned sales people at said stand alone VW dealers.

I despise the suffix “gate” that’s added to stuff like this. Stop it.

I promise that the executives won’t be paying the fines. Cut hours/ layoffs will likely pay for it.

I don’t think it will be that bad for them. GM fucking killed people to due their incompetence. People generally don’t give as much of a shit about emissions as they do dying a firery death.