I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

So many had to go down for this.

look at all of that energy dissipation.

THIS CAR IS...

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

They couldn’t be bothered to paint this at least?

Yes, I would pay $22,500. No, it doesn’t make sense to me either. Move along, please.

Dear Toyota,

Seeing a little maxima right there.

So they will allow red turn signals that are impossible to see with the brakes on, but not this? #MandateAmberTurnSignals

Amen and amen. If it’s a stock photo, I go no farther.

I heard she left him because Kermit’s the pig in the relationship...

So this early drawing was pretty close:

Here’s one I actually remember from when I was a kid.

Those 3 aren’t nearly as bad as this one. The van of broken hopes and shattered dreams.

Do we know where Michael Bay is currently?

Yeah, those are tragic, even the regular long wheelbase GMT360 are pretty bad.