I think OP’s being pretty harsh; Hell, none of the coding I ever did came close to even making a game.  I think asking $0.01 for a game is more than fair, considering that a lot of modern gamers complain about having a backlog of hundreds of games they need to get around to playing at some point.

Hellcat vs Alanis’ cat was pretty much my fav Jalop thing. I am probably biased

Can you get COTD by commenting on a COTD result? Because in this case you should.

“The Land Rover Cullinan provides ample room for a quick wank when your High-Class Escort is done with her duties and is in the accompanying seat. Observe.”

Is "selling for a freind" Craigslist code for "I am going for a quick flip and didn't bother titling it in my name". I see it all the time.  I am a car guy, nobody asks me to sell their cars for them.

Oh for heaven’s sake.

I literally purchased a 2015 GLA AMG 45 with similar miles last week. I was never interested in the sedan version, but I can attest that the small crossover version is a hoot to drive. In Comfort mode it’s pretty reasonable, but in Sport everything is turned up to 11 and Manual does a very good take on acting like a…

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

They would have still been unreliable trash heaps, even at lower prices. And they were never going to go that far down market. 

Eh, who cares honestly? No jalop’s will ever even consider purchasing one, they’ll just complain endlessly about the power, weight, and price. 

But where’s the 2-door version?

“But then again, our typical wages hasn’t grown as fast as inflation for a long time. (if you’re not already in the upper middle class or higher category)“

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

If you aren’t the person reviewing the upcoming Supra, I’m quitting Jalopnik for good.

Actually, no. Public Enemy released ‘Bring the Noise’ in 1987; the lyrics expressly state the following:

People can decide for themselves

Ariel Atom!

The Alfa is prepped. See you guys there!

Caterham Levante. Sure, not the “biggest” moter, in terms of liter size, but it is a supercharged 2.4l V8.

The best part of all this is their description of how NPCs act, that is literally how these edgelords act. I’ve spoken to some of these people in real life, given them what they wanted by engaging in an actual conversation that goes like this: They speak their “ideas”, you can either ask them to explain why their idea…