What are the odds Sonic floss dances at some point?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

His mouth is moving funny through the whole thing.
MY money’s on dislocating dentures.

Sounds like his dentures started slipping mid-speech.

His Fixodent didn’t take fully.

They are only $13.39 at Rtic’s website today.........

They are only $13.39 at Rtic’s website today.........

RTIC is currently running a 33% off sale if you go to their website. The same bottle is only $13.

RTIC is currently running a 33% off sale if you go to their website. The same bottle is only $13.

At this current point in time, solar is a fucking sham and it pisses me off!!

I don’t get it.

Really? So the objects that I’ve used it on for lubrication that are still in working order long since doing so need some other lubricant? Lots of specifically designed lubricants break down from use. This doesn’t disqualify them from being lubricants. Not all tasks require a lubricant to be some permanent presence.…

Dictionary.com defines lubricant as:

From the WD-40 website -

I had to read it twice, but I’m pretty sure he’s saying that, as an Independent, he both supports the troops AND universal healthcare, which is “illegal” in this country, because you to either be a conservative or a liberal and moderates like him don’t exist.