I thought he had been eating Barney’s ass.

He looks like he gave Bacchus a blow job.

This in fact was reported by WaPo, they got him out while he could still walk.

Only one of the two parties wears a mask regularly and socially distances except that one time Speaker Pelosi tried to get her hair done but hey she’s not sick so go figure.

“He’s fever free, but unfortunately his current temperature is lower than we would like...”

Hey! He paid $750 a coupla times!

Well it's not his tax dollars. 

It would be astonishing if the Republicans manage to push the Barrett nomination through even in the current situation, not the least because McConnell’s decision that the Senate would convene in person, at least if I understood correctly. Which means that in order for that nomination to go to a vote would mean that…

And if I’m not mistaken, he isn’t wearing his usual girdle so things must be really bad.

But that's the thing. It's not just him. 

With this White House staff, I’m getting far more of a “Weekend at Bernie’s” vibe. The staff in “Dave” was actually competent enough to pull it off. 

“They shouldn’t be fact-checking anything. They should allow people to have a voice.”

...and he’s only feeling “mild to moderate” symptoms.

I hope the package explodes. The actual package. Not Gov. Cuomo’s “package”. 

GOVERNOR CUOMO TO SEND PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY A ‘NEW YORK CARES’ GET WELL PACKAGE

TikTok kids, too. This is the reason he is trying to ban TikTok.

Someone alert the KPop armies to start their magic.

Here in VA they are trying to intimidate voters by making up lies about wait times.