naomiambidesxtrous
Naomi Ambidextrous
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You’d think someone whose biggest worry is life is being crushed to death by their giant pile of money falling over on them would be able to avoid punching down.

There are many youthful crimes you can bounce back from. Blackmailing for nudes is absolutely not one of them.

As a former child of the system, I’m well acquainted with “parents” like this woman, who foster and/or adopt but never consider those kids their “real” kids even if they claim they do. It’s very, very common, and (oddly, or not) often seems to go hand in hand with evangelical households. I see a lot of comments from

perpetually tan-looking

Woah, there’s one boy in that house that must feel REALLY loved.

And my other boys are probably gonna look like nerdy white guys.”

Usually Stephen Miller looks like he’s watching with dispassionate fascination as a baby deer gets eaten alive by fire ants.

In this picture he looks like he’s remembering that one time when he watched a baby deer get eaten alive by fire ants.

Is this a generational thing? As a cranky, former latch-key child of a non-helicopter mother, I find it puzzling that some “adults” make their parent’s relationships all about THEM. 

As someone who attended a private evangelical school that fed many of its students to BJU and Liberty, I can tell you that a lot of people go because the bubble is all they know. They don’t want their worlds to get wider and scarier - it’s safer and easier to go get your MRS degree and settle down to have kids at age

it seems odd that someone would opt to go there if they planned on drinking alcohol,

Gym people are fucking nuts, and I absolutely do not trust them to stay home if they have symptoms.

This is demonstrably untrue. There’s a well documented case in Guangzhou restaurant where the air conditioning recirculated the air to infect folks far away from the infected person: https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/7/20-0764_article. The virus survives better in cold air, which is part of the reason why meat

The gym is absolutely the last piece of my “normal” life that I will resume, and it will not be for quite some time. Gym people are fucking nuts, and I absolutely do not trust them to stay home if they have symptoms. Many people consider the gym a great way to knock out a cold or virus, and given we can’t even get a

While I agree that you don’t want a different app for every restaurant, I have used the preferred way of ordering for my handful of favourite restaurants, if only because I still want them to be in business after a while. If you really like that acai bowl place, I’d think about how each order you make via DoorDash

PLEASE don’t give Netflix any more ideas, they’ve been wilding ever since Tiger King took off. People are clutching enough pearls over human blowjobs in this movie, add horny dinosaurs to the mix and their heads will explode.

Easy- everybody wants to fuck a dinosaur.

I don’t think we can even parse out the ‘nature vs. nurture’ conversation in a society where violence against women is constantly eroticized in every media format, while women themselves are shamed for expressing desire or displaying sexual agency. I know it’s nice to pretend our fantasies exist in a vacuum and our

For sure. The industry is also remarkably insulated considering how enormous it actually is, and it’s amazing how many women are out there reading ‘dubious consent’ books considering how completely under-the-radar it is to people who don’t read it. It’s almost like if Marvel movies were a secret only men knew about. I

I immediately thought of ex machina and how I yelled with glee, despite myself, when Oscar Isaac (bless that hot assed man) got (SPOILER ALERT) stabbed

I write romance novels and erotica for a living and, while I don’t write the weird rapey kidnappey books, there are a lot lot lot of them. I’m not surprised this sort of ‘love story’ is leaking onto tv.