naomiambidesxtrous
Naomi Ambidextrous
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Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

Ah this brings back memories of my first job in the financial industry. Bunch of people sitting around, managers included, talking about how to get some funds releasing by the holding bank. Manager comes up with a great idea to send the single guys over to fuck her good, so she’ll release the money.

Yep, this checks out.  If you’re asking me if I’m judging a book by its cover.  Yes, yes, I am.

Ok right? I’ve been in way smaller online groups with good dozen mods. But maybe she thought more mods would just create even more drama? Sounds like running a goddamn facebook group wasn’t worth having the whole neighborhood think she’s a racist. 

With that many members I would want a mod for every single one of those qualifiers for two reason: It gives people something to do and it would keep a lot of shit out of my inbox.

These are not smart people we’re talking about.

I have yet to interact with anyone who refers to herself and others as “momma” who isn’t completely insufferable. “Mom” and “mommy” and “mama” all seem fine. There's something about the use of the spelling of "momma" that grates on my last nerve.

Yeah, pools aren’t...the cleanest.

Yeah that water is awfully cloudy looking. Just remember, the smell associated with pools is not the smell of chlorine, it’s chloromides, a chemical that builds up in pools when chlorine and contaminates from human bodies combine. The stronger the smell, the dirtier the pool.

I knew there’d be tons of idiots out and about this weekend, but the amount of people BRAGGING on social media about it...the worst was a person bragging about the family reunion she attended. I’m trying to think of worse times in history to be attending a family reunion...bubonic plague? If you’re a Jewish family in

A lot of that has to do with the fact that the red states are not reporting the majority of their positive cases to keep their numbers down. 

They couldn’t enforce social distancing because they didn’t know who were in family groups? First, they could have limited the # of people they let in—fewer people=more room. Second, this doesn’t look like family fun day, so that argument is nonsense. Third, personally, I think that pool looks gross.

“If you’re worried about getting sick, obviously, or you want to distance yourself, it’s pretty much to each their own.”

I think she’s made it obvious she wants the critical respect given to FKA Twigs without putting in the cultural work of FKA Twigs (who spent a year learning pole dancing to do it justice)

“As of 2020, Del Rey has sold 19.1 million albums and over 13 million singles worldwide, while her YouTube and Vevo pages have combined lifetime views of 4.1 billion.”

This is one of those things where “debate" is actually code for unconditional approval. It’s a notoriously popular tactic for assholes who want to tweet all day without repercussions.

She’s saying that all the women she mentioned are rough and tough and not delicate like her. It’s super coded racial language about white women being soft and black women being tough. I’m pretty sure Ariana was only included so as to not be so obviously racist. It’s the kind of criticism that can only come from not

Doesn’t room for open debate mean engaging with, instead of dismissing, criticism?

I think she means we need to be more gentle because white women’s fee fees are oh so very delicate.

If we can’t genuinely self-reflect after making a statement fraught with racism, intentional or not, we’re not going to have much of a society. OH guess what, that’s happening right now.