My kids are 13 and 15. They never fucking sleep. We’re on a strict: ”We’ll pretend you don’t know what’s going on if you do.” system.

Living on the same planet as her is sometimes too much, so yeah.

I wouldn’t want to have any kind of sex with either of the Goops, even in the most certain of times, especially that Barry Manilow clone husband.

Um...in what world are “food, comfort and eating sweets” not a part of many people’s concept of pleasure? Pleasure itself is not exclusively sexual.

Serious question: Is anyone having sex right now? Personally I haven’t found quarantine to be as sexy as it sounds...

“Close quarters” in 8,000 sq. ft?!? I’m in a 1,550 sq. ft. house with seven total occupants (two of them being children). I don’t feel like Goop knows what words mean.

More reason for me to hate on GOOP. She stole Martin Scorsese’s glasses. Stealing glasses from an old man. Tsk.

Let's be honest, living in an aircraft hanger with Gwyneth Paltrow would be close quarters. 

I too find it hard to do the sex in my 8000-square-foot manse, but only because I can’t find my partner and by the time I do, the tingle is gone. Solidarity, Gwenoop. 

On one hand, yeah, harder to get cabin fever in a mansion that (probably) has a pool, gym, theater, etc without worrying about if they’ll have a home in a month. On the other hand, humans have routines and this is breaking a lot of them. Sometimes being in separate rooms isnt enough. Its all relative. 

Basically all of the sex I have happens at home when my kids are in the house. Pro-tip: wait until they go to bed, and close your door.

The “problem” which no one seems to be addressing, is that several hundred students “departed.” With no idea about their potential exposure. This is yet again getting out of control. The 2020 campaign messages seem clear, and writing themselves. 

I’m Catholic and went to Catholic school. Don’t know how it is everywhere but religious teaching for me involved a heavy amount of theology, historical context, and motivations of the author. I went to a Bible study at an Evangelical church once with a friend. Their’s is the most basic and superficial form of…

I was in a zoom meeting yesterday with a guy living in NYC. He said one of the ways he was coping was that last week he went to a dance performance in the Metropolitan Theater. He said the whole audience was coughing the entire time.

Yeah, and a frog wants wings so it won’t bump its ass a-hoppin.

“Hey do you have a current ID? You do, but your friend doesn’t? Oh, she’s helping you pack? Well have a good night and make sure you all wash your hands!”

Hoarding toilet paper really has to be one of the dumbest things a person can do... Hearing about those who do, I’m always wondering how much shitting exactly these people are planning to do after society’s come to an end; it’s not as if there’s going to be any water in the pipes to flush their toilets with anyway. ;)

This disease could have started ANYWHERE. Blaming those folks because of their ethnicity or what not is not helping.

Glenn and Abraham disagree.

The scumbaggery on display from people during this crisis is absolutely disgusting. What’s even worse is the dumbasses claiming that this virus is either a Chinese bioweapon (that they used on themselves first???) or the result of 5G rolling out (????????)