Thank you! I am a huge fan of The Residents and I feel like their CD ROM games don't get the credit they deserve. :)

Having lived in japan, and having watched my Japanese fellow students and teachers live off curry bread and 7-11 goodies (goddamn, I miss Japanese 7-11), I can tell you the diet isn't as good as it looks from the outside and that similar devices cleaned my American booty surprisingly well.

Jesus, of all the things to rail against. I'm not usually the "what have YOU accomplished" person, but, uh, make a better game then? Or bitch about any of the huge, appalling, ever-growing number of genuinely bad things out there?

Well, that's a plus.

One of the ways I lost a large amount of weight (around 70 pounds) was just drinking nothing but water, and a ton of it. I realized I had been seriously dehydrated almost my whole life.

I never had chicken and waffles until a couple of years ago. In other words, my life was dull and bleak until a couple of years ago. They're amazing when done just right - one of my go-to choices when I have a quote-unquote cheat day!

The place is overpriced, its menu is bloated and the decor on the inside is downright bizarre, but man, I'll always take people up on an offer to go there just to eat one or two of those buffalo chicken meatballs. Yum!

No, they mix it up; sometimes they drink lose.

Ah well, Bob has fond memories of Japanese pop stardom to fall back on.

When I first played this, I would have given it a 9/10. But as the weeks have gone by my opinion has gone significantly down. The puzzles were way, way too easy. And the true ending….it was cheap.

I just went and looked up the trailer and it's just…unspeakably strange. It's like one of the more lowkey Tim and Eric skits.

…I am legitimately aroused.

I'm really glad to hear someone say this. I really wanted to like It Follows; I liked the general premise and there was some surprisingly good acting. But I was never scared, and it seemed a little hamfisted. Subtle it ain't.

Nah, don't. Anyone who's so squeamish a bit of umbilical cord freaks them out needs to toughen up one way or another.

Without this doughnut, I might get even fatter.

…have you ever been to the south?

Midwest here, agreeing 100%, but when I tell people here I prefer cake doughnuts to anything I get the stink eye. Krispy Kreme doughnuts make me physically ill.

"Chicken hair" made me laugh as a kid, and it still makes me laugh today.

Or we could focus on any of a number of issues that actually matter, related to things we will still care about in a month.

Film reviews aren't objective by their very nature. I've never known a film critic who would say otherwise. They represent the reviewer's impressions of the film.