Oh man, I never got round to watching Click. 

John Barnes is doing a little too much work for Liam Neeson there.  

Jasper’s revenge.

Where’s Jasper? Are the writers really so lazy/devoid of imagination that they can’t flesh that character out and give him a better story line?

I wonder how Dawnn Lewis (Renegade) felt about her character repeatedly being referred to as an ‘old lady’? That shit was ridiculous.

You’re buying both and getting rid of them? You know there’s another more direct way of getting money to the charities involved right?

I feel violated after reading the words ‘genital slit.’

It’s ‘jailed’ in England. Which I hope they will be.

So has Dave Chappelle dropped his low key beef with Key and Peele? Or maybe he’s drunkenly whispering into an uncomfortable looking Peele’s ear ‘that was my format man, my format.’

Their new song (Street Livin) is a Fergie-free return to form.

Thank you. I’m so sick of the ‘poor Melania’/ ‘free Melania’ narrative. She had the caucasity to take herself to a TV studio and demand Obama prove himself a born citizen when she started her life in America as an illegal immigrant and can still barely string an English sentence together. Fuck her.

Oh Jeanie, how I love thee.

Thank you.

‘The fire is on full active duty’

Leaving children in group homes has more.

They’re also fond of frequently exploiting women in their campaigns.

Ever since that segment of snot went on an excursion around his slimy face, I can’t look at a picture of him without feeling nauseated.

How depressing. He even spent time working that poison into his ears and around his delicate eye area.

Is that why you force people to watch you eat cookies?

As much as I respect and adore Gary Younge, the ‘proper way’ to interview that bargain bin Bateman, is to not interview him at all.