Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

I just want to say, my costume is Alexander Hamilton and NO ONE has gotten it. I need to consult my Cosplay people for tomorrow because mydog’s Peggy Schuyler dress doesn’t get here til Monday. We are AHam and Peggy Confiding in Me.

“That was *my* wife you decided to-” “fuuuuuuuuuuuu...”

Con 1: Hey this Hamilton soundtrack is really good.

Whenever I hear someone go , “But why now? Why all these women now?” Let me use my experience and simple rational logic to explain WHY NOW.

Last night I was doing this group bike ride and a guy next to me saw one of his friends and showed “heeeeeeyyy” and I swear I almost shouted out “must be da money!” I’m glad I stoped myself before I revealed how old I am. I am known to break out into random mid 90s-early aughts rap songs at anytime.

Her voice is bananas.

I know it sucks and you think if you don’t get pregnant in the first few months you must be broken. But each month the odds of conceiving are still fairly low. Every doctor would tell you not to even think of worrying until it has been at least a year. It took me a year to get a pregnancy that stuck. And yes, in the…

I’ve been trying to get pregnant for six months and hearing this on the radio this morning made my head explode. They got married in July, and if she waited the standard three months to announce, then she got pregnant right away. I know there isn’t a finite number of babies in the world, but it still stings.

This will be the second child for Ciara, who gave birth to a boy named Future Jr. with her ex-fiancé, also coincidentally named Future.

She was also Shawna Malwae-Tweep on Parks and Rec.

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…

“The doctor punches its skull and then evacuates the brain. It is the most barbaric thing.”

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

This B list actress who will take anything, even behind the camera, has A+ list name recognition thanks to a marriage. The always quiet one got busted in a NYC restroom making out with a guy. There was no sex, but there was a lot of rearranged clothing and hands in places that seemed to be leading to sex.

Right?

Even if you don’t know Spanish, contra is used as a prefix in English. It still means “against” or “opposite of.”

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

Jesus christ. That makes this look almost like an understandable mixup.