I think they are going to be lucky to get Joe to move out of his office. He will be sitting there in his bathrobe, feet propped up on the desk, as Tim Kaine tries to work around him and is too polite to ask him to leave.

One of our parenting strategies is called “The Biden.” If I need Mr. Atom to back me up on something, like YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST GO TO BED NOW, he will roll up behind me like Biden at a serious presser.

So freaking excited for this.

“...there’s a loophole for those arrested for incest involving someone under 12 years old.”
*record scratch* Say what now?

He is not a monster, just a man that really screwed up and has been paying in many ways.”

I am so fucking sick of this shit. He doesn’t deserve his fucking family because he essentially just stole away his daughter’s. To be abused horrifically by someone who you love and trust and HIM being the one they’re worried about. It’s baffling and sad.

Poor Kellyanne! Y’all have seen this, right? More and more, I realize this is really her life.

I loved how this segment very clearly laid out why Jill Stein and Gary Johnson are terrible candidates for president, but I wish that John Oliver would give Clinton a little more credit than he has this election season. He said that you should feel gross after leaving the voting booth regardless of who you vote for…

Mr. WaywardCalicoCat is still determined to vote for Gary Johnson. We have had several frank talks about it, and I am still shocked that someone so intelligent would vote for a dingbat like Johnson.

I love my dead, gay frog.

My issue with the 3rd Party folks this go round is that they are taking the idiotic stance that Clinton and Trump are equally terrible while not facing the reality that Johnson and Stein are both woefully ill prepared to be POTUS.

WHY IS AZEALIA BANKS STILL A THING

Samson had good hair tho.

Lil Jon confirmed reports that Donald Trump called him “Uncle Tom”

I don’t know any women who haven’t experienced some form of sexual assault or harassment. I’m so in awe of the bravery of those who have come forward and I hope that it empowers other women to do the same or at least to realize that they are not alone.

Anderson Cooper for the fucking win.

I think John Oliver said it best when he said “Let me just remind you that last Sunday, I told you if you looked above the clouds, you would see rock bottom. But if you look up there now . . . you will see, right up in the distance, where we were this time last week. Because since then, we have sunk so low, we are…

This is what deplorable means.