I can't even wear 3" heels because it makes me taller and I have such a fear of heights that I can't look down to see where I'm going. So I guess I will pass over this magnificent attraction.

Thank you Mr. President.

If only one could get released from a long term gym contract so simply. I quit I quit I quit. (No you can't you must send 3 members of your family, a certified letter, a pint of blood, and six box tops from CocoCrispies.)

@SterlingArcher: laughed right out loud at that truth.

This more than anything explains the Real Housewives of (pick a city).

@Apoptotic: Thank you friend. I have to pick up her ashes today. They will be kept until spring at which time I will plant a tree with them at the root. I will soon adopt another rescue bulldog since Rosie taught me the joy that comes from the simple act of giving a home to four paws that need it.

@Apoptotic: My darling Rosie Posie Pudding Pie has gone to heaven :( She had breast cancer and it spread rapidly. She was in so much pain... two surgeries but they couldn't get it all. I just couldn't stand looking at her picture here my heart is too broken. She was the most loving wonderful dog in the whole world.

Sigh and I can't even find that sock the dryer ate......

The author of this article suffers from the delusion that AI is a singing competition which it is not. It is a competition to find a marketable personality with a voice that can be produced or auto-tuned into something sellable AND/OR a guy that will make the emerging hormones of the tweenies with all the disposable…

Do you serve red or white with Dodo omelette?

@IQslump: 10 points for you.

in other news, RH Danielle Staub is still missing after attempting a time lapse sex tape in the same storm. viva la precipitation

Sounds to me a lot like camping :)

this all leaves me longing for silence or just the music of birds and wind in the trees. i don't need canned music all the time everywhere i freaking go.

meh it's nothing compared to what went on with the Osmonds. Bristol is a pathetic little girl who will end her days as a chubby mom of four with as many dads. let her have her moment.

Scott is a crook. Defrauded Medicare while in charge of Columbia/HCA. Florida, if you elect him batten the hatches it's going to be a rocky ride.

Does it come with crayons like the ones he wrote it with, or are those sold separately?

@monstermax: Max you are so right, and add the not ever to be forgotten singing/dancing performance by child/aged relative/drunk relative/the family.

Many in our society do not feel validated until we Facebook and Tweet our most private moments to the nation. "Oh look little Bobby has a tooth and he's 32 most of us don't keep them that long." "Jackie just got out of prison and has these fabulous groin area tattoos check them out." "Mary Louise Louise finally has…

As a side note, today researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that overdosing on viagra can affect the brains of middle-aged balding white pundits who sit behind cardboard desks, causing them to think they are as young as their private part feels.