@KatScratchFever: Well your odds are better than mine since I fly much more frequently. If you've had only good times who am I to discourage your opinion.

As a passenger can I tell you how many times I have longed to get up from my cramped space (where you've crankily served me aged peanuts and flat soda) shout out my exact feelings for stewardesses and airline attendants then take the plastic slide to freedom? Not saying you weren't provoked Mr. Ironically from…

Maybe she should hire that jackass Jon Gosselin used last summer. Heller even has a Vitton briefcase!!!

and here I was saying she's just a bitch.

@Mean_Ol_Liberal: adult version of hitting you on the playground. wait, strike the "adult" part of that.

don't forget "woot" (a cheer of joy)

I cannot wait until an app is created that Photoshops me in real life.

tune in tomorrow when Elisabeth picks the wings off flies and Sherri eats them.