“The sea was angry that day, my friends...”

A couple weeks ago I found a black leather Marc Jacobs cross body at Marshalls for $89.00. It had MSRP tags on it for $330.00, but I thought “oh, this is a piece that intended for discount/outlet retailers”, so I googled it, and no...it was on sale at Nordstrom for $250.00. I love it, I carry it often, and I feel a…

I have found shoes at Marshall’s that had no business being there and that is why I love Marshall’s. I check Marshall’s now the way my dog always checks the back left corner of our backyard fence: once there was a possum there, any day there might be another.

You’ll thank me for saving all these bags of finger nail clippings when we are having an emergency that calls for finger nail clippings. 

“took up way too much room in a closet that girlfriend or fiancee or wife was nice enough to let them share”

Is Lil Xan relevant and I’m out of touch and in my 30s, or is he irrelevant and it is understandable that I have no idea what he is?

The irony wasn’t lost on me at the time that Mr. Trump in 2011 had strongly criticized President Obama for not releasing his grades. As you can see in Exhibit 7, Mr. Trump declared “Let him show his records” after calling President Obama “a terrible student.”

You know what, I am just gonna say what we ARE all thinking here people!  I DO like a Pat Benatar ditty!  And I am not ashamed.

I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something,

If you don’t think the NRA doesn’t have informal connections to and tendrils in every whacky, militant Christianist group in this country, you’re wrong.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the NRA is a terrorist organization that advocates for the rights of terrorists to commit mass murder. The only differences between the NRA and Hamas are the lack of religious affiliation and suicide bombings.

chopstick bun, y’all...stylish and functional.

This country hates women and children

1. Purchase bulk quantities of neutral soylent and Trader Joe’s tub o’ greens

He’s the best looking Hemsworth, imo. 

My wife and I are working through a trisomy 13 diagnosis right now.

Hot take: The original Ghostbusters wasn’t that great, and definitely wasn’t “it deserves two reboots” great.

Wypipo: Let’s go steal the Native Americans’ land, bring African slaves to do our work and use brown immigrants for cheap labour.

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.