But your house smelled like latkes for 8 days and nights!

The crowning touch on any latke is said to be the drops of blood from when the person preparing them scrapes her knuckles on the potato grater.

Shannon, this is the lord’s work. Thank you.

Well, actually... MASH is about Korea.

June, Jason and Paul

take ‘em

My uterus also contains over 30,000 Swarovski crystals.

71 go to meals?! This should be its own article. My list hovers around 6, which is unfortunate, given the number of days in a week.

we are not

We need to form a club. And our motto will be “I kiss who I want, when I want.”

Checks out.

It’s catchy as hell. An earwig of perfect nonsense.

Heynongmanuel Miranda!

Yes, Fyre Fest is the perfect bs non-news that we need now more than ever.

Genuinely living for the daily updates on SATC3. Thank you, Ashley and the rest of the Jez team.

Those turkeys were never meant to stay in CJ’s office, it’s just that she was gone for the day and Josh thought it would be funny. Off to watch that episode (and the one with the Butterball hotline) 100 more times in preparation for Thanksgiving...

A million star points for the Delores Upchuck reference

That’s ACADEMY AWARD WINNER, Jennifer Hudson. And yes, her acting in the SATC movie is atrocious.

Needs more stars