This delicious baby is a wannabe juggalo. 10/10 would eat.

This article made me feel old. And when I read your comment, I realized that anyone who understands this article probably does not get your tldr reference. Now I feel doubleold.

Shitting on the floor at the White House? These turkeys are leading the resistance.

That came out all wrong! Oh man, I look like an ass. I’ll show myself out...

my last name means “be quiet” in Hebrew.

as an aside, J_J_J, your name is killing me.

Nuh-uh, this was TR’s crowning glory. Tara+Carson=4EVA

I’m here for this header photo

Steve Bannon is collecting royalties on that gif

How else would people know you’re working hard?

Ivanka following The Fat Jewish feels like a recycled Seinfeld plot.

She gave it the old college try

If you’re voting for a Sex and the City character, Miranda seems like the most practical choice. She’s a lawyer, she’s no-nonsense. I refuse to believe Cynthia Nixon is not actually Miranda Hobbes.

Oh shit, you’re right! I forgot about that. Won’t someone think of the men for once?!?!?!?!?!?

If only there was a law that required men to obtain a woman’s permission before intercourse...

I’m developing a theory that this scene is the reason he agreed to be on the show, but only next to a much older man who is depicted as horrifyingly old and unfuckable - to look young and handsome in comparison.

He got that idea in person....

I figured that was some MAGA-douche word. Like the new “cuck.”