excellent gif use! Star+

Your username is giving me so much joy now and will continue to do so for a long while, I suspect.

Ms. Matlin showed a shit-ton of restraint

The Grove is goddamn delightful.

John Ellis Bush Bush

Oh shit, I forgot the first amendment meant I have to respect every dipshit thing you say just because you are legally allowed to say it! Sorry DJTJr!

Not even THE BEST furniture!

If your favorite Jennifer Aniston movie isn’t The Object of My Affection, you’re wrong.

I just can’t believe they are wearing SHOES on that fluffy white rug.

He and the L&O franchise have been NY staples for so long that I just checked to see if he ever did a guest cameo. IMDB says no. It’s impossible to say if there was already a character based on him, since googling “Donald Trump Law & Order” or anything of the sort will get you nowhere anymore. But my money is on yes.

This is so true. When we were selling our grey and pink stroller (picked because I liked the color combo, not because we had a girl), the pink looked red-ish in the photo and several people asked me if it would “work for a boy.” My response: this stroller works equally well regardless of sex or gender.

This makes me so sad that I once saw him at a party and *fawned* in residual Charles in Charge love. Thankfully I did it quietly in a corner because I am too shy to actually SPEAK to a former heartthrob.

You know when you’re at the gym and you feel like you look foolish, but convince yourself that nobody’s paying attention to you, so it’s fine? HERE IS PROOF THAT YOU ARE WRONG AND ARE BEING SILENTLY JUDGED.

egged. on. like. seder. plates.

So much Jew love for you today and so many opportunities to push your show.

Your name is my everything

They also have a WAY too lenient return policy, which can’t be helping their bottom line.

How much did you tip him?

It’s come to this, where the modern progressive female would rather be a bizzy bizzy super-empowered executive than a mother.