Yeah, but as a trans woman, she’s a woman who has been married not one, not two, but three times TO WOMEN. Sure, she was living as a man then, but there’s still some cognitive dissonance.

Breastmilk ice cream? Seems like your only solution.

eating pizza every night like a bunch of turtle teenagers.

Also, he went out of town for 5 days and I let the dirty dishes accumulate on the counter until 7am the morning he was coming home.

I worry about the exact opposite. My husband could easily take over any of the things I handle, but I don’t even know when trash day is! I would literally have to look out the window and see if the neighbors put their cans out. And then remember to bring them back in? Nope. He can never die.

I ain’t no one’s trophy

I look at her and all I see are eyebrows. Kind of like how I don’t know what people with beards really look like.

Because not all kids suck! My kid came with us to a wedding recently and she danced her ass off, ate all the damn cake she pleased and then said she was ready to go. Considering the other option was going by myself while my husband watched her (it was an out-of-town family wedding, we didn’t have great sitter…

Double Stuf Oreos are not DOUBLE STUFFED! They are 1.8x stuffed! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/16/cre… #1.87%truther

I broke up with a friend recently. We hadn’t been real friends in a long time and I was sick of her pretending (by saying she wanted to make plans, then ignoring me when I tried to make plans). So one day when she tried to pull that BS I told her “we’re not friends anymore, so let’s not pretend.” I felt like a…

Yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you!

I love Degrassi so much I went to Toronto and found Degrassi street. There is a photo of me standing beneath the street sign.

Great, just what we need, an easier way for people to check their texts and emails WHILE DRIVING.

My friend did that the other day and I had to publicly reprimand her. I can't stand idly by while such atrocities happen right in front of my face.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to graduate pre-school when your name is Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh? You know those kids have to spell and write their names, right?